Sunday, February 21, 2010

Top 10 Signs You Need A New Boss


Time for another 'David Letterman-esque" Top 10 list, sadly based on my reality

10. Your boss thinks making her town car reservation is an employee benefit

9. “Working from home” is code for “Woke up in the gutter after another all nighter with Whitney ”

8. Your boss thinks employee recognition is knowing who she is after she spends the night getting a
spray tan

7. Several co workers all ready have their suits pressed for her memorial

6. She has repeatedly proven your suspicions that she suffers from hallucinations

5. She was barking during a meeting – again

4. The only emails she responds to contain the words Tom Collins and Grey Goose

3. Your boss has sided with the Republicans in preventing you from receiving healthcare

2. When it comes to leadership abilities, she has a long standing rivalry between Bugs Bunny and George of the Jungle

and the number one sign you need a new boss:

1. The local sanitarium keeps asking for her by name

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