Sunday, February 22, 2009

Top 10 Reasons to be a Flight Attendant.

Even though what I'm saying is true, it's meant to be humourous, think 'David Letterman Top 10' when you read it.

Number 10:
Learn New Languages - I can now shop at Wal-Mart with ease in Brooklyn, Alabama and Texas.

Number 9:
Great Volunteer Opportunity - You can work 12 hour days but only get paid for 6.

Number 8:
Save Money on Gas - Your social life consists of email, texts and instant messaging.

Number 7:
You Read More - Constantly getting text massages that read "We miss U wish U were here Biff says hi!"

Number 6:
Make New Friends Everyday - Your close friends have given up on ever seeing you again and replaced you with a blow up doll named Biff.

Number 5:
You Meet Celebrities - A.K.A people with jobs that don't suck.

Number 4:
New Ways of Earning Money - I'm thinking Colombian Drug Lord sounds appealing, better pay and I can set my own hours.

Number 3:
Minty Fresh Breath - You can no longer afford alcohol so you take a keen interest in mouthwash.

Number 2:
You Miss Every Get Together - Now you can use the money you would have spent on more mouthwash.

and the Number 1 reason for being a Flight Attendant:
Weight Loss - You can't afford food, but who needs to eat when you've always got the flu anyhow!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Something Fun!

Okay, I'm reposting this one because I have an update and nobody participated :(


What Broadway shows have you seen?
What was the last one you saw?
Did you see any in New York?
Try to remember, make a list here! Don't include local productions of shows.

I've seen:

The Little Mermaid (most recent, Broadway)
Phantom of the Opera
9 to 5
White Christmas
700 Sundays
The Exonerated
The Lion King
42nd Street (on Broadway!)
Mambo Kings
Legally Blonde
Mamma Mia
The Light in the Piazza
Edward Scissorhands
A Chorus Line
Peter Pan
Dame Edna
Jesus Christ Superstar
Big River
Movin' Out
Take Me Out
(Gay) Swan Lake (all male version)
Cats (painful)
Little Shop of Horrors
Avenue Q
The Color Purple
Jersey Boys

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Freeway Distraction!

I can't find an online photo of the current A&F Billboard where Interstate 80 turns into 101 South, but, regardless, they're all pretty much the same. Now, I'm not complaining mind you, I'm just wondering, with personal experience, should these things be on freeway billboards? They're a bit distracting to us drivers!!!