Sunday, February 21, 2010

Top 10 (+ 1) Signs You May Be Working in Tracy

11. Your boss has a 3 martini lunch – for breakfast

10. The Great Plate is considered fine cuisine and social centre of the town

9. The air smells like the local dairy

8. The head of HR is voted worst boss in the nation and proudly vows to live up to the title

7. The townspeople unite to rally agains $3 ticket service fees

6. The townspeople unite to “Bring back the Bean”

5. There is a town parade almost every day

4. City employees with inflated egos think they’re on “Dynasty”

3. Hard work is frowned upon, shattering lives is not only encouraged but rewarded

2. Your boss thinks any day she can bring her employees to tears is worthy of another martini

and the number one sign you may be working in Tracy:

1. If you can’t find it, it’s behind the hunting store

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

LMAO! OMG That is the best thing i have read in a long time. I LOVE YOU!