Passwords

Can the universe just have a uniform password requirement! Please! I mean, I try to keep the same one, and just when I THINK I've got an all purpose one figured out - here comes one that requires six digits. Then six digits but one must be a number. Then seven. Then eight. Then nine, one character must be a number, three must be a foreign language not known by anybody close to you or who has ever served you coffee in the past twenty years and must be enconded, not able to be typed by your cat when (s)he walks on your laptop while your scrambling through your list of 97,324 password codes you've created. That's all.